Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
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Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb!
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
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Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet!
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
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Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
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Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."
Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for french fries.
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
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Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team? A: The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don't know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused.
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
Q: Why do some blonds have square boobs?
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
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Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
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Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he'd been driving the wrong
way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but whatever it is, it must be bad since everyone's leaving.
When her two pet bunnies died, the blonde was very upset, and so she would
always have something to remember them by, she took them to a taxedermist
and asked that they both be stuffed.
"No problem," the taxedermist assured her. "And do you want them mounted?"
The blonde considered this for a minute. "No," she decided, "just holding hands."
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