Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming? A: She stopped sucking.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room?
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
Q: Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
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Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
Q: How do you describe the perfect blonde?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies?
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
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Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
Q: Why do blondes have vaginas?
Q: Why does the blonde stand in front of a window during a
thunder storm?
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?"
Q: What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning?
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
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Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that said she would do
anything for a fur coat?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation?
Q: Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water?
Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency
room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ALMOST CAUSED A WRECK?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE DOCTOR?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ATE MOUNTAIN OYSTERS?
Q: DID YOU HEAR BOUT THE BLONDE WHO COULN'T WAIT TO SEE "20,000 LEAGUES UNDER
THE SEA"?
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR WITH HER EYES
CLOSED? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES?
Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach?
Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto
Maple Leafs?
Q: HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ?
Q: Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
Q: What do you call a blonde without an asshole?
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
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Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp? A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a
blonde track team?
Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player
and a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac,
and a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
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Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and
a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? A: We know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
Q: What does a blonde and a computer have in common?
Q: How does make up her mind? Q: Why did the stop fucking the guy. A: Because his two minutes were done. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a parking meter. A: The meter knows when to stop.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a
flat forehead?
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
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Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
Q: Why do blondes have periods?
Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons?
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
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