Q: Why do blondes have vaginas? A: So guys will talk to them at parties.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" "
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? (prego)
Q: Did you hear about the sophisticated blonde?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend say id he loved her?
Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
Q: Did you hear about the blond with a Masters degree in Psychology?
Q: Did you hear about the new slogan for Miss Clairol's Hair Dye?
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation?
Q: Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water?
Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency
room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ALMOST CAUSED A WRECK?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE DOCTOR?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ATE MOUNTAIN OYSTERS?
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000
leagues under the sea?
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE WHO STOOD IN FRONT OF A MIRROR
WITH HER EYES CLOSED?
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Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE NEW FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL FOR BLONDES? A: They take off their makeup.
Q: Why won't a blonde drink beer at the beach?
Q: Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?
Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto
Maple Leafs?
Q: HOW MANY BLONDES DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose? A: Bobbing for French fries.
Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a
blonde track team?
Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player
and a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and
a terrorist?
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of
York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with
PMS?
A: Lipstick.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
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