Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
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Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?"
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal
her window seat?
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
Q: How do you know a blond likes you?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
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Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE LIKE THE NUMBER 77? A: She likes to be 8 (ate) more.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE BLONDE WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost
their popularity?
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
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Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen oranged juice can for 2 hours?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
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Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES?
Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB?
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH?
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART?
Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORN FARMER WITH EPILEPSY AND A BLONDE WITH DIARRHEA?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
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Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: What will she ask you?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
Reminds me of a T-Shirt I saw on a blonde.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
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Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity? A: B.J.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
Q: Why should you never let a blonde take a coffee break?
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
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Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A1: "All the blondes have gone home!" A2: Has that blonde gone yet? A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!?
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when
they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops
approaching, so the brunette suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks
right before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it, and she said,
"Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicked the one with the brunette in it,
and she said "Meow meow meow." He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one
with the blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"
Two blonds were walking through the woods, when they came upon some tracks.
The first blond said "They're deer tracks."
The second blond said "No, I think they are bear tracks."
Suddenly they were hit by the train.
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