Q: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A: She wanted to go on a round trip.
Q: Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest?
Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex?
Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?
Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes
driving lessons ?
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Q: What's the definition of a metallurgist? A: A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore.
Q: What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde?
Q: What is the difference between a dead blonde in the road, and
a dead skunk in the road?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone?
Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
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Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. A: One shucks between fits.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
Q: What is foreplay for a blonde?
Q: What is a blonde's idea of dental floss?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
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Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show!
Q: Why don't blonds breast feed?
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had
sugar in her urine?
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Q: What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she
was making love to him? A: "Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she
has had sex?
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
Q: How do you kill a blonde?
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Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
Q: How do you drown a blond?
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
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Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling
idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and
a magician?
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?
Q: WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW?
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?
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Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were
coming? A: She stopped sucking.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the
delivery room?
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
Q: Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and
eating Jell-O?
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is horny? A: Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny.
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde?
Q: What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives
blondes crazy?
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9?
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
Q: How do you confuse a blonde? They're born that way.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
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Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate
chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
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