Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?|
A: Toes go in first.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax
now in effect in Canada)
Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?|
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?|
A: Bucket seats.
Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate
before having sex?
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart
blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10
bill. Who picks it up?
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who
hits the ground first?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?|
A: Her IQ goes up!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a
recent car crash) and a blonde have in common?
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?|
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half
with yeast infections?
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?|
A: An air mattress.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
Q: How do you know when blonde is cooking chocolate chip cookies?
Q: What do airplanes and blondes have in common?
Q: Why did the blonde have a bruised belly button?
Q: There were 4 blondes in a pick up truck and it went into the river.
Why did they all drown?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and mosquito?
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?|
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Q: What will she ask you?
Q: How does a blond spell farm?
Q: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style?
Q: How does a blond kill a fish?
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal
her window seat?
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?|
A: By the ears.
Q: How do you know a blond likes you?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?|
A: Cherry Float Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell.
she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
Q: What do blondes do for foreplay?
Q: What do blonde virgins eat?|
A: Baby food.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds
her hands tightly over her ears?
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
juice can for 2 hours?
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